We Need To Get Ben Davis & His Chin Out Of The Phillies Booth Immediately
That stat right there is the only reason the Phillies lost last night 10-6. And probably the reason you lost your shirt on the Phillies moneyline. At this point Vegas has to of seen enough and needs to be baking the Ben Davis factor into their lines. After the Phils took a 6-4 lead into the 8th and had their best setup-man Connor Brogdon enter the game this was all but over and Gabe Kapler would once again be below the .500 mark in his career. Instead Brogdon gives up 6 runs in the 8th inning and the Phils fall below .500 on the year. I can’t even blame Joe Girardi for leaving Brogdon on the mound while he’s getting absolutely shelled. Because when Ben Davis’ chin enters the building it’s so large it causes a gravitational pull that somehow only benefits the away team. Look at this thing.
They’ve fought wars over slabs of granite smaller than that. Maybe if Chin Dynasty attempted to hit the ball with his head during his career he would’ve had more than 38 HRs in his 7 years. I don’t know if Malvern has a problem with lead base paint from LEGOs in the water in that town, but the Dept. of Agriculture needs to do a study quick. “Malvern Face” is becoming an epidemic. This Carl Nassib NFL defensive lineman from Malvern Prep. That chin will poke an eye out.
And then we have his brother NFL QB Ryan Nassib.
Maybe a little bit of an underbelly on the neck, but those who didn’t do a little cheating on their diet in the winter cast the first stone. Remember that first picture of spring you take going up on Instagram and you gasp because you look so sickly and gross? The one where it is the first time you’ve worn shorts and t-shirt out in public in months. Your pale and clammy skin has seen sun for the first time in months. Now photograph Ryan Nassib at the end of summer when he looks like a graham cracker after 3 months down the shore and some light cardio 3x a week.
This is Keifer Bellows who played for Malvern hockey and was drafted in the 1st round by the Islanders.
Not as strong as the Crimson Chin, but that bad boy could sustain a right from Ryan Reaves.
Listen if you’re thinking about betting the Phillies today do the opposite because as long as Ben Davis is in the booth the Phillies won’t win. We need the Krukster 7 days a week…even just for highlights like this.
